Posted by Romain JPB, December 9th, 2014
Every year it’s the story over again: end of the year festivities are fast approaching, and as usual we are late… So, I still need a Christmas gift for : Kevin, Gloria, Jason,…(oh gosh!)
That’s pretty bad…
Ok, it’s not like anyone died… or at least not yet!
Like every year, you found… I mean you found…When the unpacking start, all the clan think that Santa screw the address up (he drank to excess or what..?)
So, what does Santa Claus brings you this year?
– Kevin : I got the last version of anti-dandruff Head & Shoulder ! (Awesome!)
and you Gloria?
Gloria : The same rounded spoon than last year (that’s not really fair…you could at least wash it!)
It’s time to get a grip on yourself! The JPB Team drew up a list of the Maxi Frenzy Maxi Pleasure gifts under 50$, because all the family deserves to experiment the true magic of Christmas. (What? Oh yes, you are right, we do not celebrate Christmas for gifts…)
You do not have to come out grandma’s vase to every family dinner, create an EBay store for “unpacked Christmas gifts” or invent cool Christmas present to your friends in the schoolyard!
Your humble servants did the hard work for you, we found nice gifts that will please all the family!
Because the true magic of Christmas is being all the family together with not too lousy gifts!
He took the bread and toasted it
Because the breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Star Wars Stormtrooper 3D Mug,
Because your car also deserve to be all dressed up for Christmas
The perfect mate for every gloominess lover
“Fuck the rain” Umbrella,
Your gold fish also deserve a home sweet home
Because being a geek is a unisexe way of thinking!
Power Rangers Dress,
$14.95 – $ 39.36
Because being sensitive to the cold is not booked by women
Good Sound, nice design, we take it on!
Because walking on the grass is a way of living
The Grass Flip Flop,
Who said that Super Mario was a kid’s game
Super Mario Chess,
Because we all have that friend, the one who jumped in the swimming pool whitouth checking if his Ipod is in his pocket…
To get out of the right side of the bed
Target Alarm Clock,
4GB of pure romanticism
Message in a Bottle USB,
A must-have for every musician
Marshall Micro Amp,
For all sweet lover
World Largest Gummy Bear,
Because we are fed up to play to our favorite emulator with a keyboard
Nintendo 64 USB Controller,
Star Wars…What else?
Star Wars R2D2 Alarm Clock,
Because mixology is a Science
The Chemist Cocktail Kit,
May the Force be with you !
Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick,
Because if baby insistes on helping for the housework….We will not complain! (he crawls everywhere this little rascal!)
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