Posted by Romain JPB, December 2nd, 2014
Christmas will soon be upon us and you start feeling under pressure? That’s pretty normal… We can feel the Christmas spirit everywhere : on every street corner there’s a Christmas tree; on every crossroads – an old bearded man; in every supermarket – absurds songs !
Enough! You’re sick of all this pressure! You are about to give away : “Never mind! This year John will have a tie and Jessica a scarf…I get tired of racking my brains!”
Don’t give up! Your JPB Team is there to save your Xmas(and your reputation)! We did all the hard graft for you (as a bird mom with its defenceless nestling) and here we are, offering you a selection that won’t leave anybody indifferent!
You don’t need to work your arse off or to rack your brains : all you have to do is use your forefinger to select the gift you want, with a simple click!
It’s easy, it’s funny…It’s JPB!
For a solo backpacker friend… He will never be alone again!
Wilson, Tom hank’s friend
Because it’s fun and practical (and ’cause you probably have a smartphone addict in your family!)
Smartphone Mounts Astronauts,
Once again, it’s practical and funny (and it’s perfect for two kinds of friends; chefs and geeks! Clever no?)
Star Wars R2D2 Measuring Cup Set,
For your little niece, your super-girly friend, or to make a good joke to your roommate!
3D Unicorn Mug,
With these gnomes, aunt Jacky gonna be more than delighted! She will never forget the “lovely gift”of her “lovely nephew” (you, stupid brat…!)
Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes,
To practice your putting while in the restroom (why not…!)
Potty Putter Golf,
The best way to stay dry AND keep your manhood!
For your “ugly faces” friends (but don’t tell them…)
Magical Unicorn Mask
For your food-lover’s friends, your “Nutella addicted” rommies…!
Just because it’s funny, funky and convenient!
Polaroid Toilet Paper Holder
For your single friend…
Boyfriend Arm Pillow
To be a perfect godfather!
Safety Duck Tub,
The gift for Uncle Ben… He knows why…!
Mind-Boggling Wine Bottle Puzzle,
Because you can’t be wrong, it’s more than adorable!
Plush Unicorn Slippers,
For a more “manly” version…
Grizzly Bear Feet Slippers
$18.69 – $23.99
Welcome aboard, sailor!
Pirate Bottle Opener
(caution: fish not included!)
Cute and convenient… What else?
Magnetic Key Holder, shaped like a cloud
For nostalgic retro gaming fans!
8-bit Holiday Wreath
The bath salts for every Breaking Bad’s fan!
Heisenberg Bath Salts,
The bowl for every true man!
The Man Bowl,
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See you there ! The JPB Team