Posted by Alexina JPB, October 21st, 2015
This year, for Halloween, it’s your turn to invite ! So that means you must do the job properly.
You have to spare no expense, really blow your guests away and plunge them into a universe of terror and fear. This year, you want chattering teeth, shivering hands and shaking knees. You want pleading eyes and fearful wailings. And you know what… you’re right ! We’re fed up of all those stupid pumpkins and other fake spider’s web.
What you need is a real deco, every detail has to be meticulously studied to create what we could call THE HORROR HOUSE ! Mouuuhahahaha (evil laugh, for those who don’t get it !)
As usual, at Junkpeoplebuy we’ve made a lil’ list to help you, obviously ! So follow that Top 10 special Halloween Party and you’ll be sure your party gonna be crazy as hell !
To show the scary way to your scary place…. Hooooohoooo scarryyyy !
Cemetery Sidewalk signs
Barrely arrived, your guests will be plunged into a cloud of smoke… “Oh my gosh, what’s on the ground ?? ZOMBIIIIE !” (a zombie with stomach problems, but still…!)
‘Cause every good host has to take his guests coats ! But who said he can’t use a hand ?? (mouuuuhahahaha)
Grabbing hand wall decoration
Major point when you make a party : the deco, it has to be perfect ! And in this case, what’s better than bones, lots of bones !
Even if you have pretty eyes, if people are there it’s mainly for the FOOD ! So you give all you’ve got and you respect the thematic : onight it’s juicy brain with crunchy spiders.
After/before eating (or even in the same time), people need to drink ! So let them drink, until they loose their head ! (mouhahahaha)
Skull Beer Funnel
To be a great host, organizing the greatest Halloween Party, you have to pay attention to details ! Details make incredible ! So a dog skeleton ? Damn yes !
In a horror house, no way you use electrical lighting ! Only candlelights may reveal shades and shapes.
We told you you should care about details, right ? Well, we meant it ! Even in the bathroom, your guests have to be surounded by fear ! To help them : some horror novels on the toilet roll. (mouuuuhahahaha)
Horror novel toilet roll
Adroitly hidden behind a window, the surprise guest will (literally) kill a few of your friend. Because honnestly, what’s more terrifiyng than a clown, except a scary clown starring at you ?!
Clown window Prank
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